In a move clearly designed to keep them in the playoff race they are fast falling out of, the Padres placed Michael Barrett on the 15-day DL. Due to “concussion-like symptoms” or some horseshit like that.
The 15-day DL.
Obviously the real story is that Michael Barrett completely sucks and the Padres did what they could to get his suck off their team for a little while. I would feel bed but, hey, the Padres deserve it.